Coalition of Appledash

A combined effort between the two most stupidly hated ponies, Rainbow Dash (since when is aj hated, Applejack no but RD no, get your facts straight) and Applejack, and their fanbases to combat Rarity is best pony and Club Pinkie Pie, by using the power of friends in fall weather.

Current members

 * Jetly
 * Nate
 * iNfinity_boi
 * AStingyMiser
 * Dashing Rainbow
 * ltayl1
 * Jacqueline

Internal tensions
Some internal tensions have arisen within the coalition. For instance, some are under the impression that Applejack is superior to Rainbow Dash. This, of course, is nonsense, as Rainbow Dash is not only equally durable, about as strong, and probably on par in terms of endurance, but can FUCKING DIE. Of course, no one would seriously believe Applejack is superior. Right?

Wrong, somewhat. It is proven that Rainbow Dash is a worse athlete, what with being born a pegasus and all. However, her headstrong and somewhat vain attitude easily enhance Applejack's position as the superior intellect, while being more mature, and having better overall personality, while still maintaining the athletic skills as Dash when placed in a fair match.

Until, of course, you consider the fact that Applejack's personality consists of buy some apples... and that's it. Rainbow Dash's personality allows for character development, humor, and any other way the writers wish to portray her. Applejack has... apples, maturity, fan appeal and everything you could want in a pony.

Applejack is known as the element of honesty, so you can tell she is mad truthful up in this bitch, and not just apples (wtf?). She would also remember that this Coalition is based on not arguing, but stomping the enemy groups with the Iron Fists of the Iron Ponies.

That is to say, that would be a viable argument had she not neglected her element all the fucking time. Of course, we're not going to argue. There's no point to it, anyway. It's clear who'd've won.