Swagger696969

Swagger696969 is a faggot, end of story. Well, not really. Pop a squat, grab a fleece blankie, and get tucked in nice and snug. (SWAG) It's story-telling time, bitch.

The Rise of $AWG
Swagger696969, or, for our purposes, the faggot, is actually a friend of KimmyJ's and AStingyMiser's. Miser is really a faggot. Unfortunately, they're also extreme trolls. Upon KimmyJ constantly telling every fucking person he knows about the InternetBox CHAT, they saw an opportunity to fuck with the world that much more. The mutual friend decided to create an account under the name Swagger696969, and this is where our story begins.

The Tyrannical Tyranny of Swagger696969 (More like the Kush Lyrics of King S.W.A.G.)
The faggot posted like a real faggot. (He swagged it up like a barnyard rooster.) He posted about thirty fucking threads in the course of a few hours, all of which had despicable (holy shit I used that word in context) grammar and usually said something about why Call of Duty is the best fucking thing ever. (Yeah. Right.) (Lel, it really is) With his... prolific... status growing so quickly, he, of course, garnered quite a bit of attention rather quickly. I'm fucking serious, it's Krog syndrome all over again. He terrorized CHAT for about a day, yet his reign as Asshat Chieftan would soon come to a close. (He probably surpassed Krog in terms of hatedness at one point. Yup. For serious.) Lel, I heard Krog died.

And then Mike fucked him up the ass
As the day went on, the faggot (Kush Kiid) gathered more and more attention. Being the troll that he was, the culprit was yukking it up. However, shit was about to hit a fan like a heart attack hits a fucking fatass.

After being begged to unleash the banhammer, (SWAG) Mike finally made a fucking decision... for once. Mike created a thread stating that if a certain amount of users posted that they wanted him banned, Mike would go through with it. It gathered a few signatures, actually.

And then the fucker posted Fluttershy being hanged. (lel)

Shortly after, Mike (Gayhole) banned the son of a bitch. Good riddance. (R.I.P.)